Kevin - Coffee Cup Chaos
Seeking out his morning brew, he ran across this email in his inbox, and had to share it. Being the clean creature he is….NOT, it struck his little turtle funny bone! The original email was a complaint of dirty coffee mugs left in the conference room: The follow up email was broadcast from one of our own account executives, after a long day, tucked in her office in the sub zero weather of our sales department, since Deb is flashing, we do have to keep the air cranked! Back to the email.
To the team:
Oh, alas, I am the culprit! I must throw myself at the mercy of those that this has greatly affected and must beg for your forgiveness for my cruel and thoughtless actions. Please know that this is something I have been struggling with for quite some time and my secret is finally out. Hi. My name is Mary and I am a member of Those Who Leave Coffee Cups Behind in Conference Rooms Anonymous. I hardly slept a wink last night knowing that someone, somehow would happen upon the coffee cup used by my client that I so carelessly left behind for someone else to bear the burden of having to remove from the room and realize that I am indeed a member of Those Who Leave Coffee Cups Behind in Conference Rooms Anonymous (a founding member, I must add.) Oh, if you only knew the anguish and pain this has caused in my life. I find it affecting many aspects of my life. For example, once I left the coffee pot on ALL NIGHT LONG!!!! That’s when I hit rock bottom and knew I had a problem and must confront it head on. So I ask you for your patience as I battle this struggle and appreciate all of your support so that I can one day be a member of the Those Who NEVER Leave Cups Behind in Conference Rooms, as apparently some of you are!
Coffee puts the system under the strain of metabolizing a deadly acid-forming drug, depositing its insoluble cellulose, which cements the wall of the liver, causing this vital organ to swell to twice its proper size. In addition, coffee is heavily sprayed. (Ninety-two pesticides are applied to its leaves.) Diuretic properties of caffeine cause potassium and other minerals to be flushed from the body.
Get the real scoop on coffee at http://www.CaffeineAwareness.org
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Comment by Marco — August 10, 2007 @ 3:59 pm
You bet! I will forward this on to our resident caffeine addict!
Comment by marshallyard — August 10, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
our local shop is giving away some free coffe mugs that are also of high quality,.;’
Comment by Eva Campbell — August 12, 2010 @ 10:15 pm
i always use Ceramic Coffee mugs because they are quite tough, i dropped them on the floor without breaking“-
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my favorite coffee mug are those that are made from porcelain or ceramic~*,
Comment by Arthritis Remedy — October 18, 2010 @ 2:09 pm
ceramic coffee mugs are the ones that i prefer to use because they last longer *
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